ℓιѕα♥αииє°ѕ ѕρα¢є

ѕρα¢єѕ тσ gσ ѕρα¢є тσ νιѕιт


ღ♥ღριик & ρυяρℓє ραℓα¢єღ♥ღ тнιѕ ιѕ му мαтє αи∂ тнιѕ ιѕ ωнσ ι gєт му тαвℓєѕ fяσм

gυєѕтвσσк


яєα∂ ρρℓ ιf уσυ αяє ιи му ѕρα¢є яєα∂ тнιѕ

gυєѕтвσσк тнιѕ ιѕ му gυєѕтвσσк ¢ℓι¢к σи тнιѕ ℓιик αи∂ ιт ωιℓℓ тαкє уσυ ιиχχχ

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3월 18일

girl poem


	Girl poem I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!

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2월 28일

friends


	well ppl with friends like mine who needs enemys ... i mean really how many "friends" do u have tht tries to get you dun in coz u were stickin up 4 sumone who was in the ryt then goin 2 see yer boyfriend .... how many people would do tht 2 there friend?? i mean after tryin 2 get me dun in she had the cheak to be nice 2 me for ova 5 weeks i knew wit she wis up2 but couldny prove it was her but after i heard it fae the horses mouth i told her i didnt want 2 see or hear from her again . Then the next nyt i have her MUM on the phone sayin tht the girl ( my friend jaine ) had said 2 the bitches boyfriend tht the local looney was goin 2 be payin them a visit which is a load of S**t so now its just ma boyfriend thts gettin lies made up about him now by her aswell i really think she should get a life dis anyone agree????

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1월 22일

someone somewhere

this is really cute......... its in one of my other blogs but im putting it in again cause i like it tht much......... anyways im off bye 4 now hugs LA

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1월 14일

* Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy *

Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy

1. Aww.. Its cute.

2. Why dont we just cuddle?

3. I didnt know they came that small.

4. I never saw one like that before.

5. Who circumcised you?

6. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

7. You must be a growing boy.

8. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

9. Aww.. Its hiding.

10. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.

11. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.

12. Wow.. And your feet are so big.

13. *Giggle and point*

14. Why is god punishing you?

15. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that.

16. Its ok, we'll work around it.

17. What is that?

18. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

19. Let me go and get my tweezers.

20. Its more fun to look at.

21. But it still works, right?

22. Eww.. Theres an inch worm on your thigh.

23. Make it dance.

24. What do you call this?

25. My 8 year old brother has one like that.

26. Oh no, a flash headache.

27. At least this wont take long.

28. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

29. Is that a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

30. This explains your car.

31. You know that they have surgery to fix that.

32. Look.. It fits my Barbie clothes.

33. Can I be honest with you?

34. It looks like a night crawler.

35. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

36. Does it come with an air pump?

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1월 5일

some graphics for u

ok thats all for just now folks take but upload them into your own server i.e PHOTOBUCKET

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яєα∂ ρρℓ

яυℓєѕ ιf уσυ ωαииα тσυ¢н му ѕтυff (σк)

1...... тнιѕ ιѕ α "вιg 1" вє¢αυѕє σf вαи∂ωι∂тн ∂σит fυттιиg ¢σρу αи∂ ραѕтє му ѕтυff ιf уσυ ∂σ ι'ℓℓ ρυт уσυ σи α ωαℓℓ σf ѕнαмє

2.... ι ѕρєи∂ αℓσт σf тιмє мυ¢кιиg αвσυт fιи∂ιиg тнιѕ ѕтυff ѕσ ρℓєαѕє тαкє тнє тιмє ιf уσυ тαкє ιт ѕιgи тнє вσσк ρℓєαѕє χχχ

3...... ℓαѕт σиє иσ fυттιи иαѕту ¢σммєитѕ ρρℓ

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12월 19일

нєαят вяσкєи

(4 αll тнα gαlz тнт нαν нα∂ тнєя нєαятz вяσкєи!!)

αlтнσυgн ι яєαllу lσνє∂ уσυ

αи∂ яємємвєя тнє тιмєѕ ωє нα∂

уσυ'яє α ѕσяяу lιттlє вαѕтαя∂

αи∂ уσυ нυят мє яєαllу вα∂

αlтнσυgн уσυ тнιик ιт'ѕ fυииу

αи∂ σиlу тιмє ωιll тєll

ραувα¢кѕ αяє α вιт¢н

αи∂ уσυ ѕнσυl∂ вυяи ιи нєll!

αlтнσυgн уσυ ωєяє α gяєαт кιѕѕєя

αи∂ тнαт ι ωιll α∂мιт

вυт ωнєи ιт ¢σмєѕ тσ вєιи α мαи ѕωєєтιє, уσυ αιи'т ѕнιт!!!!

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мυѕι¢ 4 уєя мє∂ια ρℓαуєя ѕ¢яσℓℓ ∂σωи тσ тнє ѕє¢σи∂ "нттρ//"αи∂ ¢σρу υитιℓℓ ιт ѕαуѕ "ωмα"

вℓσggιи нєℓρ χχχ gσ нєяє ѕσυи∂ α∂νι¢є тσ нєℓρ ωαє αℓℓ уєя ѕнιт...

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